Ever since I was a little kid, I was curious about the swamp. Everyday, I would stare into the direction of the swamp and ask my father, "Can I go to swamp?"
And he would reply, "NO! YOU WILL BE KILLED BY MONSTERS!" Then one day, I ignored my dad and sneaked out into the swamp. At first, it didn't look like any living creature was there. All I saw were trees and swamp water. When I was about to leave, I saw a green hand grab my foot and drag me into the water.
But don't worry. I met a new friend. His name is Shrek. What happened to my family? Well, Shrek impregnated every single one of them including me. It felt good.
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